Dec 21, 2022
8 min read
The Starry Night Santa Claus Robbed The Bank And Killed Two Men
“This is a Ho Ho Holdup! Everyone, get on the f**king ground!”
Garland Sheridan looked down at his watch — it read 11:02. He had just arrived at the Canadian Imperial Bank, beating the lunch rush, and if he was quick, he could probably find a prime spot at the mall before the Friday crowd.
